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Meet the Teachers...

Miss Thunderface

AGE:  70
HOBBIES:  Knitting, Tiddlywinks
FAVE FOOD:  Lemon Meringue
FUN FACTS:
* Lives with 23 cats.
* Has never seen a ghost

Sergeant Jughead

AGE:  56
HOBBIES:  Warmongering
FAVE FOOD:  Pickled Eggs
FUN FACTS:
* Still lives at home with his mother.
* Has a twin brother.

Professor Bumfluff

AGE:  78
HOBBIES:  Candle Making, Time Travel
FAVE FOOD:  Mushy Peas
FUN FACTS:
* Has an invisible friend named George.
* Hates penguins.

Madame Pudding

AGE:  44
HOBBIES:  Baking, Eating
FAVE FOOD:  Chocolate cake
FUN FACTS:
* Divorced 3 times.
* Has a criminal record.

The Headmaster

AGE:  60
HOBBIES:  Grave Digging, Stargazing
FAVE FOOD:  Salt
FUN FACTS:
* Suffers with neck pain.
* Hates gardening.

Doctor Trundle

AGE:  107
HOBBIES:  Gurning, Ballooning
FAVE FOOD:  Soup (lumps removed)
FUN FACTS:  
* Lost all his teeth 35 years ago.
* Has no short term memory.

Tutor-bot 3000

AGE:  Manufactured last year
HOBBIES:  Beatboxing, Power Cycling
FAVE FOOD:  Engine Oil
FUN FACTS:
* Needs recharging once a week.
* RAM upgradable to 256mb.

Coach Feeblebones

AGE:  27
HOBBIES:  Zorbing, Pillow Fights
FAVE FOOD:  Candyfloss
FUN FACTS:
* Allergic to cats.
* Allergic to children.

Primitive Pam

AGE:  Unknown
HOBBIES:  Scavenging, Cave Painting
FAVE FOOD:  Witchetty Grubs
FUN FACTS:
* Was raised by wild dogs.
* Washes once every 3 years.

Miss Chimneypot

AGE:  82
HOBBIES:  Bell Ringing, Snail Racing
FAVE FOOD:  Smoked Kippers
FUN FACTS:
* Awaiting a lung transplant.
* Plans to stop smoking next year.

Mr Nerdburger

AGE:  40
HOBBIES:  Chess, Comic Books
FAVE FOOD:  Fried Bread
FUN FACTS:
* Enjoys superhero cosplay.
* Likes to keep his brain active.

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